Shmaccon

When somebody tricks you into eating Turkey bacon so you jam it down their throat and yell you eat this shit bacon aka shmaccon

Hey Carol this bacon tastes like shit

Carole responds its Turkey bacon

" gargling"

Its shmaccon!

by AmazingDom January 5, 2020

schmaccone

Freaking idiot

Except for that schmaccone Paulie, he can ride out on the coup deville he came in with.

by Lokiss L March 2, 2020

Shmacon

Synthetic bacon that is grown in a lab, rather than on a pig.

Man, I don't want any of that fake Chicken Shmeat, but I would love to get my hands on some shmacon..assuming I can't get some real bacon.

by Oddblog2011 September 12, 2011

shmaccin

The Homewood, Pittsburgh Pa way of saying smackin.

What's shmaccin cuz?

by Gusto724 April 10, 2022