Shlurpy Durpy 

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.

Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.

Shlurpy Durpy by Korrin Seejehk March 11, 2022

Slurpy durpy 

Let me get that slurpy durpy honey

Yo bro did you get that slurpy durpy from that girl last night

Slurpy durpy by The Ax3 June 14, 2020

Slurpy durpy 

Slurpy durpy on a stick I'm ready to suck some dick

Me: MMMMmMm I'm ready to slurpy durpy!

Slurpy durpy by Sometimes I do drugs October 30, 2022

derpy slurpy 

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls

Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

derpy slurpy by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Derpy Slurpy 

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

Derpy Slurpy by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024