Shlopa
Shlopa by W0rdg0dfahg June 4, 2018
shlop balls
shlop balls by coopthepoop December 3, 2016
Related Words
Shlopa • shlopalopa-doc • shlop • shopaholic • Shloak • shloka • slopaganda • shload • Shlocal • shlope
Shload
An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"
"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009
Slopacliticus
Busted up clit and lips and not in a good way.... usually violated by the mandingo species of man, usually of the African descent, and many sessions at that..... you'll wind up finding yourself with a bad case of slopacliticus.
#Slopacliticus
#Slopacliticus
Slopacliticus by KcChief February 18, 2019
this shlop is kush
this shlop is kush by Keybotron January 15, 2022
slopass
1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.
2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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