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shlop balls 

during oral the female/male spits on the balls of the male and proceeds to rub them
damn my girl just gave me some shlop balls!
shlop balls by coopthepoop December 3, 2016
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An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009
An overly camp way to refer to a shopping trip.
Would you fancy a shopalop tomorrow evening?
shopalop by teddyward April 20, 2012

Slopacliticus 

Busted up clit and lips and not in a good way.... usually violated by the mandingo species of man, usually of the African descent, and many sessions at that..... you'll wind up finding yourself with a bad case of slopacliticus.

#Slopacliticus
Rhonda slept around to much and that led to her slopacliticus.
Slopacliticus by KcChief February 18, 2019

this shlop is kush 

meaning “damn, this head is fire” or “this bj feels like heaven

wtf
will to his ex gf: “damn this shlop is kush rn”
this shlop is kush by Keybotron January 15, 2022
1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.
slopass by JohnRom February 5, 2008