the baddest bitch alive. doesn’t work, her money comes from her sugar daddy’s wallet. originally from skinnyland and identifies as a skinnylandian. her waist is made up of one molecule and is definitely skinnier than you. likes to eat: air. is definitely prettier than you.
Chief table-pounders whose work requires them to be buzzword-compliant traffic in Spinnish.
Here's an example of Spinnish: "self-licking ice cream cone" n. a process, department, institution, or other thing that offers few benefits and exists primarily to justify or perpetuate its own existence. Also in the form self-licking lollipop. Related: flush tax, lean forward, bullet sponge, unass, lactivist, paleoconservative.
A style of pickup used mainly when in contact with college girls; the actual shlingshot (position) can be utilized when kissing. It entails the lifting of the womans leg while making out preferably on a couch in a living room.
Oh God Danny is here,..."I think hes lining up the shlingshot," "yeah look hes taking aim."
A sexy, smart, kind hearted and witty woman. When others trying to impress, shes trying to progress. She aims for the stars and succeeds at all her goals that she set for herself. She's amazing!! The type of woman you want to take home to meet your momma.
Shinniah is a brown skinned, beautiful and petite girl. She is generally kind hearted and very emotional.
They are not generally the smartest one in the litter as they are generally very dumb. In rare cases they can show you that their intelligence surpasses that of a goldfish...not by much though.
They are typically very stylish and like shiny things, it is said the attraction to shiny things can be compared to a leprechaun and their gold.
If you have money or a brain aneurysm chances are you can be a shinniah's prime target.