Spinnish is the language used by spin doctors and other political operatives; Corporate fuzzwords.
Chieftable-pounders whose work requires them to be buzzword-compliant traffic in Spinnish.
Here's an example of Spinnish: "self-licking ice cream cone" n. a process, department, institution, or other thing that offers few benefits and exists primarily to justify or perpetuate its own existence. Also in the form self-licking lollipop. Related: flush tax, lean forward, bullet sponge, unass, lactivist, paleoconservative.
the baddest bitch alive. doesn’t work, her money comes from her sugar daddy’s wallet. originally from skinnyland and identifies as a skinnylandian. her waist is made up of one molecule and is definitely skinnier than you. likes to eat: air. is definitely prettier than you.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).