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Sicker than sick, or fucking awesome!!!!

SHLAAAARKKEEEEE!!!!!!
Duuuuude that's fucking shlarke bruz
Shlarke by Shlarke Seagull October 2, 2020
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mr sharkey 

The wisest history teacher in all of Ireland, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations, loves eating chalk
Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's go boys
mr sharkey by 2167 September 20, 2020
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This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.
Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey
Sharkey by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

SHARKEISHA NO! 

A plead of someone who don't wanna get there ass kicked!
Don't kick her sharkeisha... SHARKEISHA NO!!
SHARKEISHA NO! by Bunnyboo123 April 27, 2015
shane+blake
best ship in the world
Shlake is my favorite ship, it’s very gay. Shlake i gay

Sharkeisha 

( Char • kee • shuh ) Verb. 1. To Punch The Soul From Another Being's Body.
"She Sharkeisha 'd That Hoe !"
Sharkeisha by A'lexus November 27, 2013

sharkeshia 

Ash: I've caught them all haha!

Misty: Look over there. What's that?!

Ash: let's look at the pokedex.

Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!
sharkeshia by Cra let December 1, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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