Shitvomit

When it's all brown and you aren't sure which end it came from.

I came home to find the cat had shitvomited all over the floor

by Eloquent Rex June 18, 2016

Shitvomit changing room

Man, jo just went to the shitvomit changing room. Hes back now. In a new outfit.

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Jo looks a lot better. After shitvomit changing room, he came out looking refreshing

by #wusmod July 28, 2019

shitolitis

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

shitmitt

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.

Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.

by Jebony March 6, 2010

shitomic bomb

The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.

You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out

by procastiNATION January 22, 2014

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014