shitpot

Used as a term of friendly derision; common among people of Appalachian descent.

When Grandma saw that little Jeff had made a mess of the neatly stacked newspapers, she exclaimed "you little shitpot! I just spent an hour redding-up that room!"

shitpot by Jeff-fu December 27, 2005

shitpot

Another name for a toilet, can be used to say that someone's in deep trouble.

1. Those burritos went right through me, I spent all last night on the shitpot
2. YOU ARE IN ONE SHITPOT FULL OF TROUBLE, DO YOU HEAR ME??

shitpot by dxc March 23, 2008

shitpot

1.) a toilet that is kept under the bed in the event that the indoor plumbing doesn't work

2.) a name that a patient that is hard of hearing in the hospital claims that one of the nurses called her.

(after nurses talking about the SHIFT CHANGING AT SEVEN O CLOCK)

Who the hell just called me a shitpot?!?!?!

shitpot by Queen Bitch August 9, 2004

shitpot

A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.

See also shitpan.

Morris called him a shitpot.

shitpot by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Shitpot

Someone that doesn’t know how to react to the word pisspot

“You’re r a Pisspot!” He said
“And you’re a Shitpot” he answered

Shitpot by Jaimeisstupid February 22, 2019

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.

Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.

Shitpost by got1837 February 8, 2021