Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

by tony February 24, 2004

Shitler Mustache

The stripe/s (often resembling the shape of Adolf Hitler's mustache) left on the back of the toilet seat by an inconsiderate defecator

Phil left another shitler mustache on our toilet seat. I don't know whether he's a Nazi or just a regular asshole that doesn't bother to clean up after himself.

by bravestsirrobin June 11, 2015

Shitler Moustache

Waiting for someone to pass-out (usually drunk), then shitting a small amount on your finger and rubbing it on their upper-lip in the shape of Hitler’s moustache.

I’m gonna wait until he’s sleeping and give him a shitler moustache; real thick and slimy too.

by Giggydick5 February 25, 2026