shitimat

A beautiful town on the coast of bc, where people flock to and cant seem to get away from. AKA a shit hole Also where the pony pounder and the most beautiful people in the world are from

Dude its a shit hole.. dude its shitimat!

by cornhole27 April 29, 2014

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.

Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.

by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016

Shitigator

A person who uses court and legal terms when arguing a bullshit idea or arguement. Often making up facts to prove they are right. When in fact they and their arguement is complete and total BS.

I was watching coverage of the president last night and finally realized Rush Limbaugh is such a shitigator.

by John Benefield March 5, 2009

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Shitmatized

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.

Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.

by drea867 January 1, 2011

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009