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shitrope 

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.
"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."
shitrope by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006
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Shitdroid 

A word to describe an android phone, mostly used by iphone users, this term makes all android phones sound shit. You could be a 10/10 but if you have a android your a 4
Friend 1: He's totally checking you out! Go and speak to him
Friend 2: He just pulled out an android, no thanks!!
Friend 1: SHITDROID!! Haha.

Shitropolis 

A large, shitty city. From 'shit' and 'metropolis'. Coined by the Facebook pages Shit Towns of New Zealand and Shit Towns of Australia.
Auckland is a fucking shitropolis.
Shitropolis by Shit Towns January 19, 2020

Shit Drop 

While in the first year of flight academy, and upon your second solo flight, while accumulating all your feces from your first day of class (in a Glad brand green garbage bag to boot, hand tied, not wire tied)...set course for closest recreational area at an altitude of 300 ft. (preferrably with beach area), ensure plane has trap door access big enough to fit previous years fecal bag through. While at a speed of 60 knots drop fecal bag approx. 1 city block pre-target.
Man was that a sweet Shit Drop!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026