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A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.
"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."
Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009

shit tank 

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck
Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.
shit tank by gilbo95 March 8, 2008

Shittang 

n. - shǐt-tǎng

Another word for shithole, pig sty, or a messy room.
An unpleasant place to be... due to being so filthy.
Can be filled with trash, feces, maggots, flies, and rats.
Clyde: "I'm getting tired of this shittang. I'm leaving."

Nellie: "Jimmy, quit masturbating and clean out this damn shittang!!"
Shittang by mrdonn November 15, 2011
The smell a hobo makes.
"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."
shitstank by Shin Mega December 14, 2008

Shitwankery 

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at
I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank 

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling