Shit sand gigs

An uncommon (inexistant) mis-spelling of the phrase, 'Shits and gigs'. Shit sand gigs could be interpreted as jobs done at dodgy beaches, shit jobs involving sand, or bad music at a beach boys cover band music festival.

-- Oh no, Tracy said we were just doing it for Shits and gigs, but she meant the upcoming beach boy cover band festival in central coast!

- That sounds like a vast array of shit sand gigs, as opposed to a bunch of laughs with the lads, a whole lot of banter and tom-foolery for the shits and gigs.

Shit sand gigs by onyamate July 13, 2020

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shits and gigs

when you do something stupid for fun

e.g. banging a girl then ghosting once she’s pregnant

josh: ‘hey let’s eat horse shit’
tyler: ‘for the shits and gigs of course’

shits and gigs by gabe itch69 October 18, 2019

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shits and gigs

When one is so high that when one giggles the rectum is forced open by a large amount of force which causes one to spray SHIT from the anus hole to a range of up to 11.6 feet.

sassy: OI MATE ya fuckin druggo, last night was all fuckin shits and gigs

lez: bloody oath M8 even Norton was gettin into it!

shits and gigs by kskdidns November 29, 2013

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Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

Shits and gigs by tripswitch August 19, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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