A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.
Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds
The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4
Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders
The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4
Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders
by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011
Very Fast.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016
(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)
by pacosaurus January 18, 2009
A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
by T Hizzle April 4, 2005
A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.
see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...
see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...
by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004
That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
by t.o028096 November 27, 2009