Shitting Duck

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.

"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."

by kingofpc August 16, 2009

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 01, 2018

Shit A Duck

An expression used when something shocking happens, be it good or bad.

Man: Shit a duck! She is fucking hot!
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Man A: Mate I lost my phone yesterday
Man B: Aw shit a duck..

by Gurtek the Destroyer June 02, 2009

shit a duck

the best way you can find to express your feelings when your really stoned and really have to pee

"wow..i really need to shit a duck."

by lambie November 23, 2006

Duck SHit

Duck shit is closely related to the saying that is some Bull shit but it has more of a meaning.

Brandon: im going to the party
Brittany: No your not your staying home
Brandon: Fuck no that's some duck shit

by Posiedon of nazarath June 07, 2009

duck shit

the main attraction at warriors path state park in kingsport tn.

there ,and there, and over here,god damn it bubba stay outta the duck shit it aint to eat

by tina January 08, 2004

duck shit

To scare verbally. This could be to yourself or to someone else.

ex1.
1:Omigosh! What if we lose? What if we mess up? Oh no, I'm just duck shitting myself.

ex 2.
1:The other team is good. You guys are sooo going to lose this game. *Snicker*

2: Stop duck shitting me!

by KWT April 22, 2005