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Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
Shit cricket by Loaftard August 12, 2018
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Shit cricket

A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee
I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
Shit cricket by Yee yee boi March 6, 2019

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth
Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up
Shit cricket by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy
You better give me back my money you little shit cricket
Shit cricket by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain
That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket
Shit cricket by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Shit-Cricket 

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
Shit-Cricket by Macon P. March 4, 2023

shit cricker 

someone who lives or used to live down by the crick...which is a small river/stream in kirksville MO. more of an insult than a redneck because they stink something fierce.
person #1: he lives over by pc mills park.
person #2: oh...so he's a shit cricker.
shit cricker by sadie phoenix January 31, 2009
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