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Liz did we just make up a new cuddle position? I feel bad though because you’re right next to my shit ball!
Shit ball by ShitballT March 23, 2023

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

SHIT BALL CANNON 

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!

ball shit 

When you have bad diarrhea and it gets all over your balls. The crap on your balls is ball shit.
Your mom licked my ball shit last night because I had wicked diarrhea.
ball shit by SkankyKong May 8, 2005

Ball Shit 

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.
I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.
Ball Shit by netchi October 22, 2008