Shit Whistle

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.
"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"
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Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.
Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?
by Mighty Maxwell June 16, 2010
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Shit Whistle

I'm not quite sure of it's origin but the first time I heard it was on active duty with the US Air Force some time in the late 1970s.
A shit whistle is the item used by people, known as shit-whistlers, who tells a complicated and evolving tale that they alone believe. In psychiatry the closest term is a confabulation.
"Hey, you should have been at the NCO club last night! John was blowing the shit whistle again..it was a classic!"
by Uberklokken August 07, 2018
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A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 20, 2005
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shit whistle

A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.
I blew your mum up the shit whistle last night!
by Dirty Pablo September 15, 2003
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shit whistle

A type of muffler that is used for shitty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. Shit whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. When rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of shit.
Dumbass: Dude, that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!

Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 18, 2005
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Shit whistle

Im gonna wear your panties and toot my shit whistle
by Cuffs82 April 24, 2019
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