Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

Shit Tray by bTreezy February 21, 2009

Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

Shit Tray by ha8o8le December 16, 2008

shit tray

A microwave dinner. The name refers to the plastic tray in which these meals are typically served and their traditionally "shitty" taste.

Jerry enjoys eating shit trays for dinner.

Goddammit Jerry! Watch your sodium intake with those shit trays.

shit tray by bunger15 November 16, 2011

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

shit in a tray merchant by Hank187 September 17, 2006

Tray 'O' Shit 

When the Irish shit a lot and put it on a tray

Oh matey that's a Tray 'O' Shit you got there, better go command q on life

Tray 'O' Shit by mapledick November 27, 2018