shit teeth

When someone eats a chocolatey food such as Oreos, causing the teeth to look like they're covered in shit.

Travis: Mmmm Oreos.
Alex: Ew dude you got shit teeth, close your mouth!

shit teeth by MikeC Fo Sho June 19, 2008

Shit Teeth

Jamming a chocolatey food into your teeth making it look as if you were just eating Fresh Crap.

Lisa:*rams tootsie rolls into teeth and smile*
Cole: Ah god damn you and your shit teeth.

Shit Teeth by 13 March 26, 2003

shit teeth

People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.

I was sitting beside this guy on the BUS and man he had shit teeth.

shit teeth by The King February 28, 2005

shit teeth

after hitting someone so hard they swallow their own teeth, ie eat teeth, they have to shit out their jagged broken teeth tearing up their asshole

this guy was talking trash to me all night so i made him shit teeth

i hit that guy so hard he's going to shit teeth for a week

shit teeth by enforcer bear August 13, 2008

shit teeth

when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.

"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"

shit teeth by SolidAce87 March 5, 2009

shit-teeth 

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

shit-teeth by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

Shit-teeth 

To be a retard, or literally have shit in your teeth. Normally used by strange little boys named Jack.

Get outta my seat shit-teeth.

Shit-teeth by likin the vagicles May 16, 2008