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Shit Spackle 

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.
Shit Spackle by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011

shit spackler 

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle
"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"
shit spackler by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017

Shit Spackler 

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.
That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.
Shit Spackler by Tvvat October 18, 2021

shit spackel 

when a person is taking a shit but then starts vomitting. thus requiring the person to turn around causing shit to be sprayed all over the walls.
That kid was so drunk he shit spackeled the entire bathroom.
shit spackel by justin and ryan February 1, 2004

shit shackles 

the act of holding a subject down then proceeding to get as many people as possible to shit on the arms and legs of the subject, until finally the weight of the shit restrains the subject
the cops lost their hand cuffs so the entire police force teamed up and got me in some shit shackles
shit shackles by E grizzly September 13, 2011

shitsparkles 

the result of eating a large amount of food grade glitter.
I gotta lay off the fairy bread, I've got the shitsparkles.
shitsparkles by AngryCnut July 10, 2024
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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