Shit Pit

1.The act of wiping poop off of your poop dick in someone's armpit. The subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.

2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.

Ex 1: After dipping his meat log in Sarah's swamp ass, John realized he had poop dick. He then gave Sarah a shit pit.

Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

Shit Pit

1. A pit of shit or other human waste.
2. Slang for a toilet.

P1: Damn, I need to take a shit.
P2: Just use that shit pit over there

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

Shit Pit

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion

David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*

by Kilimino February 13, 2015

shit pits

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

by horses May 30, 2006

shit pit

1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.

Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit

by Lambardo September 26, 2006

shit pit

Shit Pit - Toilet. Also known as 'the wooden shit pit'.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.

'' I need a second episode, where's the shit pit ? ''

by Samuel Mansell July 07, 2004

shit pit

A state of mind where one wants to dig a giant hole and collect his own or others feces in the attempt to drown in poop.
It can also be a sign of depression

Person 1: You should buy NFTs
Person 2: What if I just drown in a shit pit instead?

by fragmuffins October 24, 2022