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Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.
ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.
Shit Monger by Shitties May 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Shit Monger

Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.
Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.
Shit Monger by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010

shit monger

Jackie:Fuck off, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.
shit monger by anal douche September 14, 2003

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.
Shes one bitching shit monger!
Shit Monger by Zoloft July 25, 2004

shit monger

A senior at NRHS who thinks he is the shit. Also named as Grant

Can also be used as monger of shit
Shut up shit monger, don't be hatin.
Holler
shit monger by Freddy March 28, 2005

Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.
That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.
Shit Monger by Don Perdix February 4, 2024

penguin shit ass monger 

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF
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