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shit fucked 

when things are shitty and fucked up
shit fucked by acseg April 19, 2010
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Shit Fucked 

To be beyond drunk and will never ever recall what happen.
Dude 1, last night was so crazy . do you remember anything?
Dude 2, Hell no man, i was shit fucked out of my mind.
Shit Fucked by King fishin February 4, 2010

shit fucked 

Person one: why are you putting your shit in a bag

Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked
shit fucked by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

shit fucked 

where a guy shits and graps his shit dries it till hard when hard fingers his partner in the ass hole
gross that bitch just got shit fucked
shit fucked by hawkboy7 July 6, 2009

Shit Fucked 

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.

shit-fucked 

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.
shit-fucked by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

Shit-Fucked 

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!
Shit-Fucked by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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