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Shitflushrush

The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)
"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."
Shitflushrush by TheEndHasNoEnd March 17, 2016

Shitfluster 

A substitute for the word diarrhea except more violent.
"When I have too much dairy I shitfluster"
Shitfluster by bananuck March 7, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012