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Shitflushrush

The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)
"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."
Shitflushrush by TheEndHasNoEnd March 17, 2016

Shitfluster 

A substitute for the word diarrhea except more violent.
"When I have too much dairy I shitfluster"
Shitfluster by bananuck March 7, 2025
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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