shit biscuit

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A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

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Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.

''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''

Shit Biscuit by King King Kellie January 11, 2022

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Shit biscuit

A fist full of human fecal matter that was acquired through an anal fisting.

Friend 1: "yo! I still got shit under my finger nails"

Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"

Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"

Shit biscuit by Robharry53 January 10, 2017

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shit biscuit

like a little kid getting on your nerves is a little shit biscuit cause idk they pretty much shit in a bag on their waist...oooh or a little black tar baby

"dude im tryin to play guitar hero nigger fuck off you little shit biscuit!!"

shit biscuit by julian_boredom January 9, 2008

shit biscuit

when someone has diarrhea on a piece of bread and it hardens overtime

aw man, someone had a huge shit biscuit on my table last night!

shit biscuit by GABEBESTX1771 February 18, 2026

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Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

Asian Shit Biscuit by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

Shit cunt biscuit by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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