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A person who is lazy and gets away with things.
Shit Ball by Jogozz June 30, 2006
Words you can keep
Poop hole. The nasty part. Butt deposit.
Liz did we just make up a new cuddle position? I feel bad though because you’re right next to my shit ball!
Shit ball by ShitballT March 23, 2023

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.
shit ball player by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

SHIT BALL CANNON 

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!

ball shit 

When you have bad diarrhea and it gets all over your balls. The crap on your balls is ball shit.
Your mom licked my ball shit last night because I had wicked diarrhea.
ball shit by SkankyKong May 8, 2005

Ball Shit 

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.
I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.
Ball Shit by netchi October 22, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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