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bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
bagel shit by ur bother June 14, 2010
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shitbagery 

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work
Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!
shitbagery by sputnic35 November 6, 2017

shitbagel 

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance
John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi
shitbagel by sea_bird April 29, 2022