Shit A Duck

An expression used when something shocking happens, be it good or bad.

Man: Shit a duck! She is fucking hot!
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Man A: Mate I lost my phone yesterday
Man B: Aw shit a duck..

by Gurtek the Destroyer June 2, 2009

shit a duck

the best way you can find to express your feelings when your really stoned and really have to pee

"wow..i really need to shit a duck."

by lambie November 27, 2006

Shitting Duck

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.

"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."

by kingofpc August 15, 2009

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

In more shit than a Werribee duck

Meaning in very deep shit.

Expression from Victoria Australia, where there is a major sewerage treatment plant in an outer suburb of Melbourne called Werribee.

Thus any duck in Werribee is said to be in a hell of a lot of shit!

Obviously The name of Werribee can be substituted with the name anywhere with a large sewerage treatment plant or anywhere with large amounts of untreated sewerage.

"The cops caught up with Freddo, he's in more shit than a Werribee duck now!"

by Captain Colvan June 7, 2012

Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

by perfectattic December 1, 2022

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023