shish kebab

The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.

"Have you shish kebabed her yet"

by will_will_will October 31, 2007

Shish kebab

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.

by KEBABboi July 1, 2018

Shish kebab

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.

David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"

by consuelaman October 10, 2011

Shish Kebab

A sex move used predominantly on football tours, where 2 male members of the tour feed the female a Kebab from the front, and from behind.

"Me and Jim-Bob took a lass home and fed her a Shish Kebab last night"

by TruckerSaurus October 12, 2016

Shish Kebab

When ones penis is deep throated by another to the point that it travels through their digestive tract and out their anus. The penis is then deep throated by another person and the pattern repeats.

I went to a party last night and walked in on Tom shish kebab-ing Shiela, Mary, Sarah, Melissa, Desiree, Meghan, Brittany, Mikayla, Dianne, Janet and Kayla.

by #ballsack June 23, 2020

Hawaiian Shish Kebab

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.

Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab

by Rdobby October 26, 2019

norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

by ElongD69 January 25, 2018