Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 09, 2025
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