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Shit Butt 

Homo sapien of the lowest kind. A sleezy man who will use cheesy pick-up lines and refer to you as a "sexy creature." One of distasteful ancestry. Always watch out for a shit butt within a close proximity, because they will de-flower you of your human likeness, and thus more shit butts will multiply.
Gawd! That guy was such a shit butt!

OMG! There's a shit butt! Run!

I think the shit butt got me pregnant...dammit! our child is going to be a retard.
Shit Butt by bubblekiss11 July 29, 2010

Farty poops on my shit butt 

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

short butt 

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.
short butt by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015

Shit Butt 

A person or thing that is extremely shitty or known to be basic. Doesn't necessarily mean that individual is a terrible person; just that they are now marked as a shit butt (ass).

When a cat steps out of the litter box with poop still attached to their fur.
Cady is a shit butt because that's just who she is!

Stella Bella is now a shit butt because I can see poop hanging from her ass.
Shit Butt by Upsilon19 January 30, 2022

shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...
shit ass butt load by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011

Butt Skirt 

A very short skirt a female wears when she wants to have a male put his weiner in her butt.
Jon- "Sammie wore a butt skirt yesterday, to let me know she wanted to have buttsex."
Butt Skirt by Jon & Sammie September 7, 2008