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sheriff of nottingham

A person or entity of authority, such as a CEO or government, who unfairly gains wealth at the expense of those under their authority via exorbitant taxes, garnishments, etc. regardless of legality
That crooked boss of ours is a real sheriff of nottingham...the bastard keeps cutting our wages so he can make bigger profits.
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Disney Sheriff of Nottingham

A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.
Man 1: "Where were you last night?"

Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"

Sheriff of Nothingham 

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.
We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.
Sheriff of Nothingham by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

Sheriff of Noddingham 

When an individual has ingested a lethal amount amount opiates. (Heroin, Vicodin, Percoden, Morphine, Loratabs, etc.
Dat nigga did to much heron. Dem’s mouth is open and they be droolin’, and shit., you be patrolling da hood like the Sheriff of Noddingham again. We finna to Narcan yo punk ass if youz don’t get a handle on dat shit dawg.
Sheriff of Noddingham by HUD1974 November 16, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026