Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams April 6, 2018
(n.) a safe haven for the living in a land of depraved people that have the wrong idea of how to give head
y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter
by pleasedammit July 16, 2015
I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.
by Jeff Vader 1990 July 17, 2011
The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.
by GOD lol May 20, 2006
1969 song by The Rolling Stones off the album “Let it Bleed”.
This is the only version, all others are garbage.
This is the only version, all others are garbage.
by boomer dude May 31, 2021
A person that has lived with strict religious parent's that are completely controlling. That they can't even let them express themselves even if they tell them to just be themselves. Ends up making their kids become more rebellious and making them feel ashamed of there own interest and likes.
by GhostNight August 29, 2018
A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011