Shelf Girl 

A Shelf Girl is a word used to describe a girl who is used by guys only when they're desperate for some lovin', and haven't gotten laid in quite a while, so they call up a Shelf Girl, and invite her over. After getting some, they casually put this girl back, and completely ignore her until they're ready for another booty call.

Girl: "We totally went to 3rd base last night, we're in love!"
Boy: "Nah, you got it all wrong. He doesn't like you much. I mean sure, you're hot and all, but you're also a real annoyning bitch. You're just another one of his Shelf Girls. Sorry to break it to ya'!"
Girl: "..."

Shelf Girl by BottomB January 18, 2010

Puka Shell Girl 

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.

I stg if I see another puka shell girl at this damn school imma transfer

Puka Shell Girl by noobdestroyer6942” August 4, 2019

self care thread girl 

that girl who makes threads on insta and that either counts as a career or she knows about "selfcare" because she posts on the selfcare account like what, twice a month?

"Oh mY gOd fOlLoW mY sElF CarE acCoUnT" tiffany said

"bro, she is a self care thread girl" dan said.

self care thread girl by stantheVscogirls August 7, 2019

pucka shell girls 

Pucka shell girls have basic style, pucka shell necklaces, limited makeup, they were long shirts that cover their shorts.The like surfing or going to the beach. They are tan, and have really nice skin. Usually blond and have wavy hair.

*Chad sees a girl at the beach*
Chad: dude look at that girl!
Brendon: she’s definitely a Pucka shell girl.
Chad: what’s a pucka shell girl?
Brendon: Pucka shell girls are usually at the beach surfing, tan, they wear those shell necklaces, and have those long shirts that cover their Nike shorts.
Chad: oh, I love them then. ;)

pucka shell girls by qUiRKyYGiRl696969 June 15, 2019

Girls With Low Self Esteem

The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.

Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.

Participants get a hat.

Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"

Girls With Low Self Esteem by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006