Sheets on the futon Share definition Flag A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita. Sheets on the futon by LlSS April 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Sheets on the futon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
