Ladies and gentlemen sheen yer peeeeens!
Actor turner peen sheener in a card game gone wrong. Sheen Peen is a noun verb adjective, whatever you want it to be. Use it for all your daily interactions in life until you're DEAD.
I sheened the f outta my peen at the bar last night!
Sheen peen
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.