(verb & noun)
1. A name given by parents who couldn't think of anythingbetter 2. A form of bo sheezydancing
1. Father: What shall we name our daughter?
Mother: Well, our sons names are shawn, shane, and shaq..
Father: How about sha..shawny?
Mother: eh. that'll do.
A broke/ homeless nigga who's diet consists of only cereal and dreams of finer things like going to paris. You can call them a/ you shawny or just shawny
Person a:When are gunna get the fuck off my couch shawny?
Person b:when I feel like it nigga.
My Shawny Boy is straight from God, Bright, Quick witted, beautiful, a self proclaimed bad boy who has such a sweet side you cant help but love him. He's protective and would fight for me. His eyes change color as he talks to you. They go from blue to green the harder he kisses you. When I'm with him he is always touching me. He texts me all day long and sends me cute videos on facebook. He exudes sexuality and knows he got it, and knows how to use it. He spits on me and says I'm his, "Mine" he growls. He massages my feet and scrubs me in the shower. He's a thoughtful lover and very tender yet forceful. He whispers in my ear what he is going to do to me next. He tells me how much he likes me as he caresses my neck .The future is bright for me and my Shawny Boy.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*