shatpening
It's when Shatner comes and haunts your house.
shatpening by Phuzzylogic October 27, 2014
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Earth Shattering Orgasm
Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015
The Shittening
Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
The Shittening by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019
Shattering Rodents
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008
Penis Sharpening
When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
Penis Sharpening by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010
sharpening the pencil
the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
crystal shattering sex
A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
crystal shattering sex by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016