Shatner Shift 

An involuntary gesture characterized mainly by a shoulder twitch and outstretched palms of the hand. Always accompanied with a Shatner pause. The gesture received its namesake from William Shatner's portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek, who incorporated this into the character.

Can also be applied in real world situations to bring emphasis to an upcoming statement.

Proctologist: Ok get ready, you may feel some pressure.

Patient: Please doctor, I'm *Shatner shift* accustomed to being under pressure

Shatner Shift by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.

Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.

Medium Shaftner by sergiothinks October 22, 2010

Shaftner 

The act of a female (or male) taking a hit of crystal meth through their nose while performing fellatio on a man and blowing the smoke out all while never taking their mouth off of the penis.

I was blowing clouds with my old lady and she gave me a shaftner. It was badass.

Shaftner by SlimShardy January 20, 2025