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shart shuffle 

1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
shart shuffle by Randolph Scott November 28, 2007

stuffing the shark 

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.
I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026