sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

sharky's syndrome by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

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Sparky's Flaw

An indie band now known as Parachute. Currently on tour with The Script. Their first album, Losing Sleep. was released in May 2009, and their first single, "Under Control," was an iTunes free download. The single "She Under Control" was featured in a Nivea commercial and "She Is Love" was featured in an episode of One Tree Hill.

I'm going to go see Sparky's Flaw on tour! Yay!

Sparky's Flaw by lsugi July 1, 2009

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Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

Sparky's skoal slide by Tee unit November 20, 2010

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Hate Shark(s)

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.

Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.

Hate Shark(s) by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010