Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.
by BillieBlue November 6, 2013
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For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.
2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.
2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
1)
Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.
2)
Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.
2)
Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
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(1) A tiny turd you find in your underwear or lodged in the crack of your bum after a shart, or dodgy fart.
(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.
(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.
"Damn! That's the third pair of undies I've lost to shartbiscuits since I became a vegetarian!"
"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."
"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."
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