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Shardy Barbie 

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?
Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.
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Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
Shard Barbie by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines
That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.
Shard barbie by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you
She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie
Shard Barbie by Zoskee November 16, 2019

shard barbie

A female who will do anything for a bump
Damn she's such a shard Barbie, she sucked my dick for a bump!
shard barbie by Sauni1 January 2, 2017

Shard Barbie

A male or female who who will trade a piece of strange for a little piece of dope. AKA booty bump. Hot rail, line, shot give em five mins they be giving head
I made her my shard Barbie for the night last night but tonight she s yours😊
Shard Barbie by Luckyu07 November 9, 2017

Shard Barbie

A female who utilizes her sexuality and attractive appearance to obtain methamphetamines.
All the shard Barbies hang out at the trap house.
Shard Barbie by Autumn333 April 3, 2022
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