shaquille oneil

shaquille oneil is 7"8 tall

shaquille oneil is 7"8 tall at his wedding

by the lit dog January 1, 2022

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

Shaquille O' Neil

To slap and stick your arm elbow deep into a womans vagina

Dude, I totally Shaquille O' Neil'd that chick last night, I think she almost Died

by tightassbeaver June 30, 2010

Shadquille O’Neil

Shadquille O’Neil, a man who shads his pants

Dude 1: Did you see that basketball game that Shaquille O’Neil played in?

Dude 2: Yeah! He shadded his pants!

Dude 3: Shadquille O’Neil…

by StealthMaster48 January 7, 2023