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A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.
Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
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--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
by JesusisLord May 27, 2008
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A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.
Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.
by Reverend Buddy December 01, 2007
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The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*
Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.

Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!
by cockdriller November 16, 2010
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1)the most overpayed player in the NBA
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.
Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*
by the next t-mac February 22, 2006
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