Shanswer

A non-answer achieved through word salad that is a uniquely terrible combination of lack of empathy, weakness, and indecision. Created by economist Dr. Andrew Leach in (dis)honour of Tyler Shandro, who in his role as Minister of Health for the province of Alberta, Canada terribly mismanaged the COVID-19 pandemic.

He Shanswered the question and now I’m even more confused.

by Nyctea September 10, 2021

Scanswer

When a teacher assigns reading and questions, and you just read for the answers.

Matt: Hey, did you do that reading last night?

Josh: Nah, dude, I just scanswered it.

by Molly Terry April 7, 2012

Shanster

A nickname used for the Irish name Shannon.

Hey, Shanster, are you coming over to study tonight?

by KL88 February 13, 2009

Shanster

Someone who is a paradox. They cannot fail and they cannot win- every time they fail, they win; every time they win, they fail.

Man! Did you see Shanster today?! I've never seen someone fail so epically that it was win!

by Hideki-kohi February 13, 2009