Shamwhoop

The act of being beaten senseless with a shamWOW rag

Better be home by 6 or I’m gona shamwhoop you

Shamwhoop by HmmmmmH May 31, 2018

shampoopoo 

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.

{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!

shampoopoo by Telephony June 21, 2012

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

shamWOOHOO 

1. The biggest advancement in shammy, towel, or rag technology.

2. When ordinary towels just soak up liquids(rly boring) the shamWOOHOO will knock the liquids of the surface.

3. Not 2 be confused with the shamwoohoo, this is the shamWOOHOO.

4. Created by nigahiga, not me.

1. Random a-hole: I don't know how towels work.

Me: Then use the shamWOOHOO.

Same a-hole: Don't u mean shamwoohoo?

Me: No, the 4th definition says different, a-hole, now u cant use it.

2. If u cant use ordinary towels, use the uncessessful shamWOOHOO!

3. That's it. Toodles.

shamWOOHOO by xxxpinkasssparkle69xxx July 12, 2009

Shamwop 

A child resulting from the copulation of an Irish and an Italian.

My friend is Irish. Her friend is Italian. They will make Shamwops.

Shamwop by HORN1 April 18, 2009

Shamwoozoled

To start the pure sport of drinking around noon and not ending until last call. To be a complete mess. Excessive drinking.

Chasity and John got shamwoozoled at the bar so Deanna picked them up.

Man that guy was so shamwoozoled his BAL was .5

Shamwoozoled by The Verb April 13, 2009

Shampoop 

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

Shampoop by Robo July 16, 2006