my best fucking friend in the entire god damn world. they're so incredibly wonderful in every way possible and I don't understand how anyone wouldn't want to be friends with them. i love them so much <3
steph: have u seen shaiz today?
neta: you mean that really fucking awesome dude that I want to be friends with?????
steph: yeah them
neta: lol no
A really quiet person that is always tired, always ruins plans with his extremely lazy personality, can be annoying at times.
Still a pretty nice person with an ongoing personality
Someone : Is shaiz alright?
someone else : He's probably just tired
Shaiz : fuck man im tired
Everyone : let's go play football next week
Shaiz : no I'm tired
Everyone : let's break routine and go somewhere nice
Loved by many,a very good hearted man,loves to help people and make people smile through hardships.
A little bit stressed minded but cares for whom he loves the most,faced many obstacles and many problems in life but lives simply as a kind gentleman in society,a well addressed and humbled minded.
He is also funny with some lame jokes but makes moments as memories and known as the best caring men,loves to spend time with babies and be grateful to his family.
'Shahzan can you help me carry these bagsplease,sure ill carry and help you out madam'
Best person ever. A Shahzoda is a great loyal friend. She is nice and caring. She has a few flaws but they are way smaller than her strength. Shahzodas are pretty and basicly perfect. If you know a Shahzoda take care of her and don't let her go cause you would regret. Love her with all you heart because she will do the same.
Someone: my best friend is Shahzoda.
Someone else: Wow! lucky
Shaiann is a beautiful girl who tries to make everyone happy. A lot of people take her for advantage. She the one who's always smiling but hides so many secrets. If you have a Shaiann keep her
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*