Shadowmere is a horse in the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. You acquire it during a Dark Brotherhood Quest from your master and keep it for the rest of the game. It is THE fastest horse in the entire world of Oblivion. It is also a "hero" character, meaning you can't kill the thing, only knock it out.
-Holy crap! Before it took 12 hours to get from Chorrol to Cheydinnhal. But with Shadowmere, it now takes a mere 6!
-Great, great. I have a girlfriend?
-Great, great. I have a girlfriend?
by SpartanMurph April 08, 2007
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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